笑話分享(301) --- 博愛座果然不能亂坐

[TCL]

為了考試熬了一整夜。小明一早照常搭公車上學。
上車後發現只剩下博愛座了，由於熬夜身體軟綿綿的有點站立不住，
只好硬著頭皮坐在博愛座上。一會兒，小明就翹著二郎腿打起呼來。
不知睡了多久，突然有一隻手重重把小明搖醒。他一睜眼便看到一名穿西裝
的先生說：「同學! 你要睡多久?　你知不知道你坐的是博愛座，
後面站了一位孕婦，難道你都不會不好意思讓位嗎?」

小明當場紅著臉說：「對不起！我沒看到，我馬上讓位。」
他馬上起身讓座，剎哪間他又坐下去，因為右腿麻掉了。
他不好說什麼，再次起身拉著扶把，拖著右腳慢慢移動。
「同學! 對不起，我不知道你是小兒痲痺。」那位先生抱歉的說。
小明回頭乾笑著說：「沒關係，你不用抱歉。」
下車前小明還聽到那位先生的聲音: 同學! 對不起，我不知道你是小兒痲痺……

[newshine]

鬼月不是過了嗎
我剛剛有發言回某位大大的PO文
怎會消失了
(咦)

還是我眼花了嗎
(不要啊)

[TC]

是回我的嗎? 可能是我自己刪文, 時間點的關係所以回文也不見了.

[newshine]

是回我的嗎? 可能是我自己刪文, 時間點的關係所以回文也不見了.

可是我有看我的發文啊

發完之後還在啊
(咦)

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