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(1)
某縣長下鄉視察。
為了表示自己深入群眾，他來到養豬戶。
在豬群裡，他不時蹲下拍拍這頭豬的腦袋，摸摸那頭豬的脊背，
很是認真的樣子。這時，隨行的文宣人員覺得這個鏡頭很珍貴，
於是「卡嚓」拍了下來，並標示為「縣長和豬」，準備在縣裡的
報紙上刊出。

第二天，文宣主任看到了這張相片，覺得標題起的不好，於是給改成
「豬和縣長」並送到了報社。
報社的編輯們看到了這張相片認為這個標題也不好，於是又給改了。

第三天，在報紙頭版上赫然醒目的正是這張相片，只見下面寫著：
"左起第三位為縣長"。

(2)
兒子：「爸爸，結婚要花多少錢啊？」
爸爸回答說：「我還沒算出來，因為爸爸到現在還在為它買單呢!」

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高中時有篇新聞
旁邊附了一張許水德跟紅毛猩猩的合照
照片旁註明了許水德(抱猩猩者)

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(2)
兒子：「爸爸，結婚要花多少錢啊？」
爸爸回答說：「我還沒算出來，因為爸爸到現在還在為它買單呢!」[/quote]
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