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有三個男人一起前往火車站。到達火車站後, 發現火車已經開走了,他們只好
等下一班。於是他們到鐵路餐廳吃飯, 聊天打發時間。結果這麼一聊, 便忘
了時間。當他們發現時火車已到站, 趕緊拿著行李衝出餐廳。
剛出餐廳, 就發現火車的關門警告已經在響了。三人就趕緊往前跑, 其中的兩人
跑的比較快, 三兩下就跳上了火車, 另一人因為行李比較重, 因此沒坐上車,
只能看著火車逐漸遠去。 忽然, 在月台的那人瘋狂大笑, 月台的剪票人員上前
問道：「你不是沒趕上車, 怎麼還在笑?」
這個人說：「你有所不知, 剛剛衝上車的朋友, 是來幫我送行的！」

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台北捷運站每到上下班時間, 都會擁入大量的人潮, 坐位不敷使用,
是很平常的事. 因為如此, 佔位與搶位的戲碼天天都在上演.
這天A小姐一如昔日, 選了一個靠近門邊的座位坐下, 並將她的包包
放在旁邊的座位上, 試圖多佔一個位子. 由於乘客不斷增加,
其他座位都已坐滿, 月台上還有很多等著擠上來的人.
B小姐看到A小姐旁邊座位上放著一個包包, 便客氣的問A小姐:
「這個座位有人坐嗎?」
A小姐:「有! 她在月台上打電話.」
沒多久捷運的車門關閉警告器響起, 當警告器剛響完的那一刻, B小姐
立即抓起A小姐的包包往車門外一扔, 隨即就坐了下來. A小姐大叫的說:
「妳為什麼把人家的包包扔出去?」
B小姐惋惜的說:「唉! 她已經錯過了這班捷運, 不能再讓她丟了包包.」

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