笑話分享(136) --- 小品篇(XII)

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(1)
兩位阿兵哥在閒聊。
「知不知道部隊裏哪種兵最可憐？」
「不知道。」
「當然是炮兵連的炊事兵了。」
「為什麼?」
「因為他戴著綠帽子，背著黑鍋，而且只能看著別人打炮。」

(2)
一男一女兩名小孩在抬槓。
小男孩說：「誰說不能預測未來，至少我能知道以後我的孩子姓什麼。
可是妳就不同了，妳的孩子姓什麼還是未知數呢！」
小女孩毫不思索地大聲回答說：「哼哼! 是喔！但是我的孩子肯定是我
的孩子，你的孩子就未必了喲！」

(3)偷媳婦的人
有位出遠門經商的遇到故鄉的人，問近來家鄉人有何新聞？
同鄉說：「有一天打了個雷，一下劈死了十來人，都是偷媳婦的人。」
那人驚嚇地問：「家父可好？」
同鄉說：「令尊倒是沒事，令祖在那天一同歸西了。」

(4)
一位脫衣舞孃看婦產科門診。
舞孃：「幹我們這一行，來看病的時候最不划算！」
婦產科醫生：「怎麼說？」
舞孃：「平常我們脫給客人看，還有錢好拿，在這脫給你看，
　　不但沒錢拿，還得付錢。」
　

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