笑話分享(118) --- 短篇(XIII)

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(1)
四川地震後，一名女警為嬰兒餵奶被提升公安局副政委。
很多女警就跑到北京投訴，說領導吃她們的奶都好幾年了，
什麼官也沒給。組織部長給了三大理由否決了：
一、奶雖然一樣，但人家的奶有奶水，你們有嗎？
二、人家餵奶群眾都看見了，還上了電視，你們給領導餵奶，誰看見?
三、人家給孩子吃，是主食，妳們給領導吃，是零食。

(2)
某私人醫院招住院醫師，福利不錯，幾位年輕醫師爭相 interview。
院長召見他們，說：「在看你們的履歷表之前，先報上你們學歷。」
「我台大！」
「我陽明！」
「我北醫！」
「我高醫！」
「我慈濟！」
.........

突然，一女聲響起：「我波大！」
院長一拍桌說：「就是妳了！」

事後，院長叫該女醫師到其辦公室。
關上門窗，拉上窗簾，說：「妳波大，拿出來看看~~~~~ 」
女醫師掏出畢業證書: 波蘭.....

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