笑話分享 (59) --- 夫妻篇(III)

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(1)
一對夫妻慶祝結婚二十週年。妻子發現丈夫眼眶中充滿著淚水、表情激動。
妻子十分感動說：「老公，你真是個深情的男人！我好感動！」
丈夫說話了：「親愛的，還記不記得二十年前的那晚，我們在倉庫中被妳老
爸抓包的情景？」
妻子：「當然！這事我一輩子都忘不了。」
丈夫又道：「當時妳老爸威脅我，如果我不跟妳結婚的話，就要告我，讓我
去坐牢二十年。」
妻子：「嗯。」
丈夫：「我在想，如果當初我選擇去坐牢的話，今天…今天就是我恢復自由
的日子了… 」

(2)
老張的老婆吵著要他帶她去牛肉場，他不肯推說沒去過。
但是老婆還是堅持要去，老張只好帶她去了。
買票時，賣票的老先生看到老張，熱絡的說：「老張，又來啦！」
老張的老婆聽了有點不高興，但是決定看看再說，就走了進去。
這時，有個人忽然站起來說：「老張，早知道你會來，快快快，幫你留了好位子呢！」
老張的老婆聽了更不高興了，心想原來自己被騙了。但是家醜不可外揚，先忍忍吧！

看著脫衣舞孃一件一件的脫光光，只剩一件小褲褲。
脫衣舞孃笑著邊脫邊說：「這一件小褲褲要給誰呢？」
全場的人忽然一起說：「給老張的。」
這時，可憐的老張已經無地自容，而他的老婆也面色鐵青。

於是他們兩個便提早出來，坐上計程車要回家。
在路上，老張的老婆已經忍不住了，破口大罵。
這時，計程車司機說話了：「老張啊！今天的妞比較兇唷！」

這個笑話告訴我們，千萬別帶老婆去你常去的地方!!

[BenjaminTang]

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