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一個非常傑出的工程師過世了，按道理他應該可以上天堂，
結果因為作業錯誤下到下獄。
這位工程師到了地獄之後，感到地獄燥熱難耐，於是著手改善
地獄的空調系統. 不久，地獄變得冬暖夏涼，舒適宜人。

後來，這位工程師覺得地獄的交通太爛了，又開始設計一套交通改善系統，
由惡魔們擔任交通警察，於是地獄的交通井然有序，不再塞車了。

長久下來，地獄經過這位工程師的大力改造，已變成非常適合「鬼居」，
地上的人們知道後，開始不怕「下地獄」，犯罪率大幅提昇。

上帝得知此事後，跑到地獄跟撒旦交涉，要求撒旦把那位工程師送回天堂，
撒旦當然不同意。

上帝於是撂下狠話：不交人，沒關係！ 回去天堂後我找律師到法院告你！

撒旦聞言哈哈大笑說：上帝！你以為你那裡還找得到律師嗎?

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