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[TCL]

(1)
某日，一位小姐去買肉圓。
小姐：『老闆，我要兩個小的帶走！』
由於生意好，過了一會兒，老闆怕忙中有錯，於是在下鍋前問：『小姐，妳那兩粒是小的嗎？』
該小姐臉一紅，恨恨地回了一句：『老闆，你那兩粒才是小的！』

(2)
大陸有一公司小主管早有妻室，但又讓一女同事懷孕，他深怕妻子知道，
請她不要小孩，
但她堅持不肯，最後小主管送她回老家生產。
女同事說：「孩子出生怎麼通知你？」
小主管：「這事容易，孩子出生，你就寄張明信片，上面寫四川拉麵就行了，
以後我會按時寄生活費給妳。」
半年後，妻子拿一張明信片給他，小主管接過一看，突然口吐白沫地暈了過去。
在急診室，醫生問他妻子：「你先生沒有心臟病史，但為什麼會突然暈過去？」
妻子說：「我也不明白，他就是看了這張明信片才暈的。」
醫生拿著明信片，唸出：「四川拉麵四碗；兩碗有香腸！兩碗沒有！」

(3)
某應召站新來一位小姐, 相貌不怎樣, 可是業績就是一直很好,
口碑傳遍業界.
由於影響到其他小姐的業績, 紛紛打聽她有甚麼奇才異能.
經過展轉打聽, 才發現這位小姐原先是在雜技團工作.
她表演的是......[吞劍].

[kwojohn]

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