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[TCL]

公主的毛病~

從前有一位國王,他有一個美麗女兒,也就是公主啦…
可是問題是: 任何東西只要被公主摸到, 都會融化! 不管是金屬啦,木頭啦,塑膠啦, 只要被她摸到,一定溶化!
也因為如此男人們都很怕她, 也沒有人敢娶她, 這個國王真是絕望極了!

要怎樣才可以幫我女兒呢? 他和巫師商量著該怎麼辦?
而其中一位巫師告訴他: 如果您的女兒摸到一樣東西, 不在她的手裡溶化的話,她的病便會不藥而癒了!
國王聽了真是高興極了! 於是第二天, 他便辦了一場比賽, 規則是:

任何男人只要能找到不會在他女兒手中溶化的東西, 便可以娶她的女兒, 並繼承他所有的財富!

三位年輕的王子前來接受挑戰…
第一位拿來是非常硬的鈦合金, 但是…公主才剛碰到它, 它就溶化了!
這王子便傷心地離開了!

第二位王子拿個大鑽石，他想: 鑽石是全世界最硬的東西, 一定不會溶化...
可是...公主才剛碰到, 它就溶化了!
這王子也傷心地離開了...

第三位王子走向前告訴公主: 請把您的手放進我的褲子口袋裡, 並摸摸看是什麼東西在裡面?

公主遵照他的指示, 把手放進他口袋, 不過她的臉卻害羞的變紅了...
她摸到硬硬的東西, 不過東西卻沒有在她的手裡溶化!!

國王十分開心, 這個王國裡的每一個人也都高興極了!
這位王子也如願地娶了美麗的公主, 從此過著幸福快樂的日子……

問題是...
在王子褲子口袋裡的究竟是什麼?
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當然就是 M&M 巧克力, 只溶你口, 不溶你手 !!!
不然你在想的是什麼 ??

[chouhj543]

(爽)

[DR.5]

(爽)
我承認我想歪了

[monyan]

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