Joke or reality ? 下雨天 開開玩笑

[alexhuang1961]

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「親愛的安迪：你最近好嗎？你媽媽和我都很好，
我們很想念你，請你把電腦關了，
下樓來吃點東西吧！ 父字」

[alexhuang1961]

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「我本來的名字叫做大衛，但是我覺得它太老氣了，
所以我把它縮短為DVD！」

[alexhuang1961]

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妳的小孩發育得很不錯，
妳要發一封電子郵件給他嗎？」

[alexhuang1961]

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「我想讓我老公多放一點心思在我身上，
妳們有聞起來像電腦的香水嗎？」

[brian1968]

(爽)

[jameson1031]

(爽) (爽)
希望偶以後不用寄email叫公主吃飯

[alexhuang1961]

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「對不起，氣味不怎麼好聞，
只是我把所有的密碼都刺青在腳趾頭裡面了！」

[alexhuang1961]

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我的電腦說：我的腦袋必須升級，
才能和新的軟體相容！」

[alexhuang1961]

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「妳叫我多陪陪小孩，
所以我就把他們的照片作成圖檔，拉到桌面來了！」

[alexhuang1961]

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「我老公死了8個月啦，不過我們還有保持連絡，
他的電子信箱是華特@天堂.com！

[newshine]

(爽) (爽) (爽)

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好玩。

[marlon]

(爽) (爽) (爽)

[drohar]

現在應該是傳LINE or WhatsApp叫小孩下樓吃飯了 XD

[壞人卡]

[cyc]

(爽)

[smallant]

不錯
有中文翻譯

[kwojohn]

(爽)

[dindindon]

(爽) (爽)
希望偶以後不用寄email叫公主吃飯

現在都用Line
回答都是:等我把這關破完

[jadeDragon]

(爽)
曾經
我老婆想砸了號稱是我小三的電腦!

[lj29]

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