[趣味] 虔誠的禱告…

[alexhuang1961]

有一對情侶，有一天，女的對男的說： 「我們快結婚了，明天我帶你去見我爸，順便先把身體給你，但你要先做好防護措施。」




男的聽了，很高興地答應了，第二天就跑去藥店買套套。



到了藥店，藥劑師很親切地問男的要買什麼，男的很不好意思地答要買套套，並且把和女友的情況告訴藥劑師，問他哪個牌子比較好用。



藥劑師聽了就對男的說： 「好小子，真有你的！」於是就開始對男的介紹產品，越講越起勁，從套套到技巧，藥劑師無一不告訴男的。






最後，男的買完了套套，要離開藥房時，藥劑師還對男的說：「要好好加油啊！」





第二天，男的依約準時到了約定的餐廳，這時女的和她父親也到了。






坐下後，男的紅著臉說： 「用餐前讓我們先禱告吧！」






女的欣然答應了，於是大家都把頭低下。





１分鐘過去了，男的還在禱告……２分鐘過去了，男的還是低著頭……３分鐘過去了，男的頭還是沒抬起來……10分鐘過去了，男的還是沒抬頭。 於是，女的就納悶了，對男的說：






「我從來都不知道你這麼虔誠。」





男的臉仍然還紅著，低聲回答說： 「因為我從來都不知道你爸是藥劑師…… 」

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