為何美國經濟直直落？

[歐伊斯特拉夫]

阿賴的「八卦寮」喝咖啡、泡茶、只聊八卦，不論是非..




這故事幽默而且一針見血 ...



為何美國經濟直直落？

Why America’s economy fell off the cliff ?


John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(made in Japan )for 6 am.

約翰早上六點被日本製的鬧鐘叫醒。



While his coffee-pot (made in China ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(made in Hong Kong )

他那中國製的咖啡壺燒開了，他用香港製的電鬍刀刮鬍鬚。


He put on a dress shirt (made in Sri Lanka ), designer jeans (made in Singapore )and tennis shoes (made in Korea )

他穿上斯利蘭卡製的襯衫，新加坡的長褲及韓國製的運動鞋。


After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(made in India ) he sat down with his calculator (made in Mexico ) to see how much he could spend today.

在他用印度製的長柄電鍋做好早餐之後，他坐下用他墨西哥製的計算機看他今天他能花多少錢。


After setting his watch (made in Malaysia ) to the radio (made in India ) he got in his car (made in Germany ) filled it with gas (from Saudi Arabia )and continued his search for a good paying American.

在他從印度製的收音機上對了馬來西亞製的錶上的時間後，他上了德國製的車還加滿了從沙烏地阿拉伯進口的油，然後繼續找好待遇的美國工作。!


At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer(made in Taiwan ), John decided to relax for a while.

在過了沮喪又沒有結果的一天後，他看看他台灣製的電腦，決定放鬆一下。


He put on his sandals (made in Brazil ), poured himself a glass of wine (made in France ) and turned on his TV(made in Indonesia ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .



他穿上巴西製的夾腳拖鞋，倒了一杯法國生產的紅酒然後打開印尼製的電視，還在奇怪為什麼他找不到一個好的美國工作。


And now he is hoping he can get help from president made in Kenya.

現在他在希望從“肯亞製的美國總統”那邊能得到幫助。




看不到─

美國人對生活的任何努力；

所以美國經濟當然直直落??






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『八卦聊』盡談新鮮事..看不懂的朋友，老師說：要問啊！

[mowball]

但是
日本製的鬧鐘
墨西哥製的計算機
印度製的收音機
馬來西亞製的錶
台灣製的電腦
印尼製的電視

都被美國設計的Iphone, Ipad取代

[desktop]

但是
日本製的鬧鐘
墨西哥製的計算機
印度製的收音機
馬來西亞製的錶
台灣製的電腦
印尼製的電視

都被美國設計的Iphone, Ipad取代

+1,上面玩意兒總和,獲利總和不如一支iPhone,這叫智慧財

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