fw: 職位競爭

[alexhuang1961]

應屆畢業生越來越難就業...
"我台大"！
"我交大"！
"我清大"！
"我成大"！
"我北大"！
突然，一女生響亮聲起："我波大"！董事長一拍桌說：用你了
事後，董事長叫該女生到其私人辦公室，
關上門窗，拉上窗簾，說：你波大拿出來看看~
該女掏出畢業證書...! .
寧波大學...
結論:開放大陸學歷須謹慎!!

[Thanatos]

有梗
頂一下

[golf]

(爽) (爽) (爽) (爽) 改編一下:

應屆醫學生選熱門科越來越難...
"我台大"！
"我成大"！
"我北醫大"！
突然，一女生響亮聲起："我波大"！科主任一拍桌說：用你了
事後，科主任叫該女生到其私人辦公室，
關上門窗，拉上窗簾，說：你波大拿出來看看~
該女掏出畢業證書...! .
波蘭醫科大學...
結論:開放外國學歷須謹慎!!

[HONGBA]

(爽)

[jack001]

應屆畢業生越來越難就業...
"我台大"！
"我交大"！
"我清大"！
"我成大"！
"我北大"！
突然，一女生響亮聲起："我波大"！董事長一拍桌說：用你了
事後，董事長叫該女生到其私人辦公室，
關上門窗，拉上窗簾，說：你波大拿出來看看~
該女掏出畢業證書...! .
寧波大學...
結論:開放大陸學歷須謹慎!!

還沒看完整段文章，我還以為那女說我波大--是奶大的雙關語 (挖鼻孔)

[alexhuang1961]

以為"波大"............去罰站 (爽) (爽) (爽)

[sun yc]

應屆醫學生越來越難就業...
"我台大"！
"我成大"！
"我輔大"！

突然，一女生響亮聲起："我波大"！科主任一拍桌說：用你了
事後，主任叫該女生到其私人辦公室，
關上門窗，拉上窗簾，說：你波大拿出來看看~
該女掏出畢業證書...! .
波蘭醫科大學...
結論:開放外國醫事學歷須謹慎!!

[forester]

應屆畢業生越來越難就業...
"我台大"！
"我交大"！
"我清大"！
"我成大"！
"我北大"！
突然，一女生響亮聲起："我波大"！董事長一拍桌說：用你了
事後，董事長叫該女生到其私人辦公室，
關上門窗，拉上窗簾，說：你波大拿出來看看~
該女掏出畢業證書...! .
寧波大學...
結論:開放大陸學歷須謹慎!!

NPNT
我來幫貼

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