光師：「123，照！」阿嬤聽話立刻「走！」／醫用台語鬧笑話 馬偕開課學溝通

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光師：「123，照！」阿嬤聽話立刻「走！」／醫用台語鬧笑話 馬偕開課學溝通
〔記者翁聿煌／北縣報導〕馬偕醫院淡水院區有位護理長要趴在手術台、準備開痔瘡的歐吉桑調整位置，告訴他「咱趴過來」。由於接近男性生殖器的台語發音，一言既出，笑翻在場醫護，留下面紅耳赤的阿伯和不明所以的護理長。

「阿伯，吃飽三粒。」「啥米？愛呷百三粒？」醫護人員和不少病患互動時都是國台語混用，容易造成誤會，因此馬偕醫院淡水院區臨床技能訓練中心特別開設醫用台語課，減少醫病間的「雞同鴨講」。

觀察變棺材 嚇壞歐巴桑

臨床技能中心護理師王明淑說，曾經有位歐巴桑進手術室準備動刀，心中已忐忑不安，竟聽到護士解釋程序說：「稍等醫生進來就會開始（台語音：開死）。」然後送進「觀察（台語音：棺材）室」，嚇得歐巴桑去了半條命。

還有一次，Ｘ光師要為阿嬤照Ｘ光，告訴阿嬤待會兒要聽從指示「一、二、三，照！」結果Ｘ光師數完「一、二、三」，聽話的阿嬤馬上跑離開Ｘ光機，讓Ｘ光師摸不著頭緒，搞清楚後才知道是阿嬤把「照」當做是台語的「跑」。

王明淑說，醫病溝通不良小則導致誤會、大則影響患者病情，一定要設法解決。

學習正確用法 了解訴求

因此馬偕淡水院區為醫護人員開設「醫用台語」研習班，希望醫者視病如親，遇到對方以台語為母語時，要注意那些台語用詞，容易產生誤解，例如阿公阿嬤說「心頭雜雜（胸悶）」、「手骨（肘）頭按按（緊）」、「鬢邊（太陽穴）唊唊叫（有撞擊感）」，要能確切了解患者的主訴。



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咱趴過來!!!

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南泰晤士學院介紹稱，這門名為「都會性感高跟鞋」（Sexy Heels in the City）的課程為期六周，有五名學生修了這門課，學生對課程反應非常好。
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教育訓練公司的伊斯伍德說：「這聽起來像是全英國最沒價值的課程，只是迎合社會的刻板印象，浪費時間和金錢。」

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