日本搞怪發明王 保證kuso不實用

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日本搞怪發明王 保證kuso不實用
更新日期:2009/06/14 04:09
編譯鄭曉蘭／特稿


相信一般人在日常生活中都曾有過湯麵太燙難以下嚥、在電車睡著坐過站、一早洗頭來不及吹乾或是心疼新鞋被雨淋等小困擾。但是，會因此投入半生光陰，研發出各種稀奇古怪道具解決類似困擾的人，恐怕就只有日本的搞怪發明王─川上賢司先生。川上數百種的古怪發明，表面上看來是為解決隨處可見的日常困擾，但是實際使用卻可能讓人更為困擾，因為川上的發明正是以「不實用」為最高指導原則，「幽默」則是他發明的最大特色。


日本現年63歲的搞怪發明王─川上賢司，自日本東海大學航空太空學系輟學後，曾從事雜誌企劃編輯等工作。直到1992年成立「日本珍道具協會」後，便開始發明出讓人會心一笑，甚至捧腹大笑的古怪發明。例如有裝設小電扇的湯麵專用筷，吃麵時就不用擔心湯麵過燙難以下嚥；鞋尖專用小雨傘，能保護愛鞋免受雨淋；腳踩式吹風罩，利用行走時的步伐送風，一早洗頭後就能在上班途中邊走邊吹乾頭髮；另外還有貓咪腳拖，利用4個套在貓咪腳上的迷你拖把，讓家裡清潔溜溜。


此外，在日本這個電車網絡四通八達的國家中，川上的「電車發明」也不少。像是讓乘客在電車內站立睡覺的支撐架，還有隨時能在電車內保有座位的電車拉環鞦韆。最爆笑的電車發明，當屬讓乘客安心熟睡的「電車熟睡橫條」與「電車熟睡頭盔」，這兩項發明都以明顯文字註明到站名稱，提醒身旁好心人士「到站叫醒我」。


川上10多年的發明生涯中，發明700件以上的古怪發明，每件發明都是他一個人的心血結晶。川上也出版多本著作，至今翻譯成英文、中文、德文、法文等7國語言，同時吸引美國以及英國媒體遠赴日本採訪。川上的「日本珍道具協會」明列「珍道具十原則」，規定發明「必須不具實用性」、「不能以販售為目的」、「不能申請專利」、「必須是日常生活用的道具」等，由此可見川上對於古怪發明的堅持以及理想性。


加一個,付打氣筒的保險套~ (樂奔)

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