笑話分享(578)

[TCL]

(1)
一對外星人來到地球，與一對夫婦從相識到成為莫逆之交。
外星人聽聞地球人有所謂換妻的遊戲，遂提議換妻，眾人皆讚成。
是夜，地球女給外星男寬衣解帶後，驚嘆道：「你GG這般小啊!」
「誰說的？」說罷拿手拽左耳，立見GG增長數倍。
地球女驚訝之餘又說：「長夠了，可惜太細。」
外星男又拽右朵，但見GG變粗3倍有餘。
女大喜交歡無數次，幾乎徹夜不眠。

次日地球女見到先生詢問情況。
「無聊之極。」
「何故？」
「一夜無眠。那外星女一會兒揪我左耳，一會兒揪我右耳，
根本不讓我進入。」

(2)
某男在路邊撒尿，一對母女經過，女母指責他。
男說：「我在您面前還是是個孩子呢，沒啥。」
女孩卻確怒道：「你還是孩子？看你那玩意都啥顏色了。當我外行呀！」

(3)
一位看起來約略五十歲的女人走在大街上，身上的T恤前面寫著四個大字：
「我是處女」
與她擦肩而過的行人頻頻回頭！回頭的人更驚訝，因為T恤後面寫著：
「四十年前的事」

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