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(1)
一男子向女友求婚，遭拒絕。
男子自卑的說：「唉! 我這輩子都別想結婚了！」
女友鼓勵他：「我不接受你求婚，不見得別人會拒絕你。」
男子嘆道：「連像妳這樣的都不要我，還有誰要我呢?」

(2)
一天晚上，小英的男朋友跟她說，要玩一個誰先理對方誰就輸的遊戲。
小英興奮的答應了。
都一年半了，小英的男朋友都沒理她。
小英才想：「我是不是被甩了啊？」

(3)
夜黑風高，公園樹下。
男：「來了？」
女：「來了。」
男：「來嗎？」
女：「來。」
男：「來了沒？」
女：「沒來。」
男：「來了？」
女：「來了。」
女：「再來？」
男：「來不了了！」

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