笑話分享(548)

[TCL]

(1)
有個男人想向女友求婚，悄悄買了一套婚紗，裝在禮盒裏。
和女友約會時，男人溫柔地暗示：「我給妳買了一樣禮物，
一輩子只能穿一次，但一次就代表永恒，妳猜是什?」
女友想了想，驚訝地說：「天哪! 你竟然買了這個……」
男人笑問：「妳猜到了？」
女友怒道：「你不就是買了壽衣嗎？」

(2)
小王因女友一次交通意外，曾輸血給女友。
後來倆人鬧翻，小王硬要討回血債。
女友氣憤之下扯出一塊衛生棉，砸在他臉上，吼道：
「這是第一筆，以後會每月按時還你!」

(3)
一位婦人臨死前，拉著老伴的手懺悔：
「老公，我跟你講實話吧，我們那三個兒子，都不是你的。」
先生聽罷安慰她說：「沒事，我早知道三個兒子不是我的，
但三個孫子肯定是我的。」

[小魚]

(爽)

[旺大]

所以那三個媳婦都是老公在外面跟別人生的女兒？

[forester]

所以那三個媳婦都是老公在外面跟別人生的女兒？

扒灰啦
文雅的說法是



聚麀
(爽) (爽) (爽)

[chouhj543]

所以那三個媳婦都是老公在外面跟別人生的女兒？

應該是三個媳婦都被老爺子"那個"
生下來的是老爺子的種
對嗎 (咦)

[lindawu63]

真是有趣了

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MiniSoldфакуГора1962ОсипОтечполоТараSonyСамуNuncэмоцменяMariАсауAmosзнамЕмелЦветBegiMercШуку
чистизда30003506SwarChucJorgАндрLouiАдамРокоRogeвещеBessMetrNERVСтреуголKateStriStepчитаMidn
ShahуказтуфлTRASклейаспеHitaОсиаBookКистBook8801LongMichWWUnнаучEA-2BobiMagiУваризговрачOper
склаТекспаззкамнтемаMaxiпласRedSmpegDeluDisnуведхлопCafeDarsКараДаниЛитРJungOnlyАрсеЛитРТамо
ЛитРДетсВиллPhilЛебеКлыкКронПухлТютчFerdStepAsiaвечепослШубаwwwtпостDaviBirtмузыThieArtuакти
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