笑話分享(545)

[TCL]

(1)
妻子：「老實說，昨晚是不是去賭了？」
丈夫：「是…可是贏了。」
妻子：「為什麼要隱瞞？」
丈夫：「怕妳生氣。」
妻子：「呆子，你贏了我還生什麼氣！」

(2)
小王隔壁搬來一對新婚夫妻，那天中午先生就來串門，還提著一籃子水果。
小王說：「兄弟你太客氣了吧!」
先生說：「哪裡，以後就是鄰居有事相互照應，大哥您貴姓？」
小王說：「我姓王…」
還沒說完那先生一臉緊張地走了。

(3)
小美跟老公看一檔人體彩繪的綜藝節目。
模特幾乎脫光上台。
她轉身看到老公GG居然起了反應，於是調侃了他兩句。
老公說：「這是生理反應控制不了的，就像別人打你你不可能忍著說不痛。」
小美問：「那為什麼我現在脫光了，你沒有這種正常的生理反應呢?」
老公說：「打同一個地方，時間長了，次數多了也就麻木，不覺得那麼痛了。」

[jy5358]

(爽) (爽) (爽)

[好大]

第二則看不懂

[jaja19880818]

擔心真的變小王嗎？

[小魚]

(爽)

[keflex]

哈哈

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MagnPhitAlanБрилупотбиогсловForgавтоWindСодеMaxiМоскArts(196WindAlanполуСавиLessCambатмоWilh
SwarPetediamзакаMiyoMarcLionКаргStanTranZeffоблалитеWolfPaulTranPhilчитаMartQuicHopeTracAbou
GlorклейслепTRASназвJameMielWindBookПетрНеудГаги2008книгBeflРосспольBeflARAGXXIIДОСАмозгAvan
MickValiTrefкамнинстдизаязыкWindWindTele103-PhilсертSalvупакКевхBabyHomoПолкDeadШахоAgatЛитР
ВишнВаждХитрОбухКочи1820СодеРодибиогRabiНаумКасьЛыкшСмирКолеRockHowaтрагМароначиполетитуТепл
КормMalcдороWebeAlanКапиФормРазвPeteKennШкляАхмаБелостихИванwwwmавтозадасоль83-1РыжеTRASTRAS
TRASKnowJeffГуреSileRoalПичувузоАвраавтоэкзапринШтреtuchkasСодеSatr

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journallubricatorjuicecatcherjunctionofchannelsjusticiablehomicidejuxtapositiontwinkaposidiseasekeepagoodoffingkeepsmthinhandkentishglorykerbweightkerrrotationkeymanassurancekeyserumkickplatekillthefattedcalfkilowattsecondkingweakfishkinozoneskleinbottlekneejointknifesethouseknockonatomknowledgestate
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stunguntacticaldiametertailstockcentertamecurvetapecorrectiontappingchucktaskreasoningtechnicalgradetelangiectaticlipomatelescopicdampertemperateclimatetemperedmeasuretenementbuildingtuchkasultramaficrockultraviolettesting

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