笑話分享(476)

[TCL]

(1)
小王午餐後買了幾根香蕉回公司。
在公司的樓梯口碰見女同事，順手把一根香蕉遞給她。
女同事連忙說：「謝謝! 不用! 真的不用!」
小王不知怎麼搞的，突然冒出一句：「不用…妳可以吃啊！」

(2)
老張陪老婆逛商場。
老婆看中一套化妝品，一看標價，說好貴，要去看別的。
老張心裡正竊喜，省了一筆錢！
這時櫃姐跟他老婆說：「妳知道現在小三為啥這麼猖狂嗎？
就是因為妳們這些太太捨不得花錢打扮自己，結果便宜了小三。」
老婆瞄了老張一眼，說：「買了！」

(3)
一名未婚小姐月經晚了兩個禮拜。
她到醫院檢查後，被告知懷孕了，心想：「完了，我媽非弄死我不可！」
肚子裡的孩子也在想：「完了，我媽非弄死我不可！」

[min]

哈哈.

[jy5358]

(爽) (爽) (爽)
快500了
好厲害

[老魚]

(爽) (爽) (爽)
厲害! 厲害! 好好笑!

[a4610]

3)好笑 (爽) (爽)
多謝

[Comana]

第三則好好笑
謝謝分享

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