笑話分享(454)

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(1)
朋友向小美借了10萬元，說要去做整形手術。
結果到現在還找不到朋友，也不知道朋友變成什麼樣子了。
10萬元自然也沒了。

(2)
某富豪出外旅行，睡夢中見自己的妻子與年輕男子偷情。
他忙往家裡發了一份電報。
女僕接到後，唸給女主人聽：「我得到一個消息，我離開後，
每夜有一名年輕男子進入房內。為了查明真相，我馬上回家。」
富豪的妻子聽後，生怕東窗事發，極力想對策。突然，她臉上露出喜色，
對女僕說：「有辦法了，妳可以說那年輕人是來找妳的！」
女僕急忙說：「那更不行！先生知道了，會更生氣的。」

(3)
小趙離婚了，因為老婆給戴綠帽。
聽說是一天下午，他在公司接到老婆電話，裏頭傳來「嗯~啊~」聲。
又據說，因為他老婆在高潮時，高喊了一聲「老公」，
手機就自動播號出去了。

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