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[TCL]

(1)
小王去某公司面試。
叫到他了，他進去坐下。
面試官露出詫異的表情，說：「小夥子，你不要緊張啊!」
小王整整衣容說：「我不緊張啊!」
面試官又說：「你真的不要緊張，只是聊聊而已。」
小王正色說：「我真的沒有緊張啊!」
面試官怒了：「你真的不緊張？」
小王：「我真的不緊張。」
面試官無奈，說：「不緊張你坐在茶几上幹嘛？」

(2)
小朱一位要好的女同事心情不好，約他出去吃飯。
吃到一半時，女同事點了一瓶啤酒，然後問小朱：
「能陪我喝點酒嗎？今天我的心情糟透了！」
小朱猶豫著：「那個...我不太會喝酒耶!」
「噢，我也不太會喝，而且喝一瓶就醉，一醉就亂親人，唉!」
說完幽怨地看了小朱一眼。
小朱回了神後，回頭喊：「老闆，再來兩瓶啤酒！」

(3)
一對夫妻吵架，鬧離婚，談到兒子問題。
老公:「兒子歸我，因為我是父親。」
老婆:「兒子歸我，因為是我生的。」
老公:「沒有我，妳可以生嗎？」
老婆想了想:「你只是提供一粒精子而已，等兒子長大了，
我叫他把那玩意兒還回給你就是了。」

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