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(1)
吃飯時，有人說去方便一下。
老外不解，旁人告訴他方便就是上廁所。
敬酒時，一人對老外說，希望下次出國時能給予方便。
老外納悶不敢問。
酒席上，電視台女主持人提出，在她方便的時候會安排老外做專訪。
老外愕然：「怎麼能在妳方便的時候？」
女主持人說：「那在你方便時，我請你吃飯。」
老外更茫然。

(2)
出差兩個月，小陳一回來就跟女朋友大戰。
第二天早晨，小陳起床後跟女友說要出去買早餐。
女友朦朧中說了一句:「買昨天的小籠包吧! 挺好吃的。」

(3)
傳播妹賣淫被警察查獲正在問筆錄。
警察：「妳叫什麼名字?」
傳播妹：「我的電話你一天打七次，你問我？」
警察：「…… 」
警察：「那張小紅，妳在哪裡工作？」
傳播妹：「你一週去七次，你問我？」
警察：「…… 」
警察：「那張小紅，你在傳播公司工作多少時間了？」
傳播妹：「我去年第一天上班你就來了，你問我？」
警察：「…… 」
警察：「那張小紅，你在傳播公司這一年多中接了多少客，都有誰？」
傳播妹：「你們局裏有多少人，你問我？」

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