笑話分享(439)

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(1)
一位婦產科醫生用鴨嘴器檢查他的病人時，病人聽到醫生驚嘆道：
「啊! 妳的陰道是我見過最深的！最深的！」
病人氣憤地說道：「你何必重複說！」
「我沒有。」醫生回答，「那是回音。」

(2)
不早說
夜晚，一位賣雞蛋的婦女走在路上，突然躥出來一位色狼，
婦女奮力反抗，還是讓色狼得逞了。
事畢，婦女爬起來拍拍身上的灰：「不早說，還以為搶雞蛋呢!」

(3)
一對夫婦久婚不育，檢查治療均未湊效。
太太的朋友推薦她去看一位醫生。

過了不久，果真懷孕。她的丈夫高興得不得了，對太太說：
「我們終於有孩子了，妳真行！」
「不是我行，也不是你行，是那個醫生行！」太太回答。

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