笑話分享(395)

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(1)
一位女記者訪問一座發生狂牛症的牧場。
她向正在煩惱的牧場主人詢問狂牛症的原因。
牧場主惱怒的回答：「假如妳每天被撫摸乳房，而不與妳做愛，
妳會不會瘋了呢？」

(2)
姐弟倆散步，遇兩狗交配，弟不知問姐，姐不好明言曰：「打架。」
有路人笑，姐回頭怒目之，路人曰：「瞪什麼瞪，想打架？」

(3)
妻在醫院生一女兒，夫在一傍悶悶不樂。
妻安慰其夫曰：「你看我們的女兒多漂亮，特別像你。
你看，這小嘴簡直和你的一樣啊! 還有這鼻子，也像你。還有……」
夫聽不下去了，垂頭喪氣的哼了一聲說：
「可是最關鍵的地方，還是像妳不像我呀!」

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