笑話分享(353)

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(1)
《石室史詩》
石室詩士施氏，嗜獅，誓食十獅。
施氏時時適市視獅。
十時，適十獅適市。
是時，適施氏適市。
氏視是十獅，恃矢勢，使是十獅逝世。
氏拾是十獅屍，適石室。
石室濕，氏使侍拭石室。
石室拭，氏始試食是十獅。
食時，始識是十獅，實十石獅屍，
試釋是事。
**試用漢語拼音寫下以上詩句。

(2)
女人發現自己的老公帶著小秘書看電影，大鬧起來。
男人將女人拉回家，勸她說：「只是玩玩，不會認真。」
女人哭說：「玩玩？你為什麼不帶我去玩玩？」
男人說：「我帶你去玩，讓她到家裏來燒飯，你願意麼？」
女人說：「那你為什麼拉著她的手不放？」
男人說：「那是別人的手，又不是沒拉過，別那麼在意。」
女人哭說：「那你為什麼拉我的手沒那麼深情？你對我一點感覺也沒有了。」
男人：「那當然，妳已經是我的右手，是我身體的一部分，還要什麼深情？
我雖然不特意去想著她，但我離不開，離開就成殘廢人了，你說這兩個手哪個重要？」
女人想了一下，破涕為笑說：「你真壞!」

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