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(1)
罪犯送了一份豐厚的禮金給他的辯護律師。在法庭上，由於律師出色
的辯護，罪犯被宣判無罪當庭釋放了。
律師送罪犯到法庭門口，問他：「現在你已經獲得釋放，你能告訴我
實話嗎？那個人是不是你殺的？」
「律師先生，我很感謝你！當我在法庭上聽到你為我所作的辯護時，
我就認為我是無辜的。」

(2)
老張逛情趣商店，在架上發現一個很奇怪的東西。
那是一個＜箭頭型＞的螢光貼紙，老張很好奇。
老張：「老闆，這貼紙是做什麼用的？」
老闆：「哦! 那個是和螢光保險套同一組的啦！」
老張：「那是甚麼意思?」
老闆：「因為螢光保險套要在暗的地方才會發光，可是把燈關了，
又怕找不到洞洞，當然要貼個箭頭指示方向呀！」
老張：「好，那我要買一組，請多給我２張貼紙。」
老闆：「嗄? 為什麼要多拿2張？」
老張：「嘿嘿嘿……」

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