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[TCL]

(1)
有對夫婦到大賣場買東西，不久丈夫發現老婆不見了。
他繞了老半天還是找不著。
於是他走向一位年輕貌美的小姐，很有禮貌的說：
「小姐，我和太太走失了！妳可以幫我忙嗎？」
小姐說：「好呀！那怎麼幫？」
「妳什麼都不用做，每次只要我跟別的女人講話，她就會莫名其妙的出現。」

(2)
小陳和女友交往一年多，感情雖然越來越好，親密度也只到二壘。
今晚他和女友在公園隱秘的一角約會，氣份漸入佳境。他開始計畫
怎麼盜上三壘。小陳把女友的手拉過來，掏出弟弟放在她手心。
還沒開口問女友有什麼感覺，小陳的女友就說話了：
「咦? 我是從來不吸煙的，你怎麼忘了咧？」

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