周五笑一笑

[alexhuang1961]

某公司和客戶開會，出席者有：董事長、總經理、和董事長祕書。會後?董事長對公關組長說：「請你以後不要用台語介紹『陳董事長簡祕書賴總經理』害我羊肉沒有吃到弄得滿身騷.很冤.


對聯:老師出上聯:國興旺.家興旺.國家興旺.
學生對下聯:你媽的.他媽的.你他媽的.




學生暱稱情色書刊叫(劉備).為什麼?因為劉備是(皇叔)

[forester]

(爽)
(爽) (爽)
(爽) (爽) (爽)

[azurezeiss]

好好笑！！ (爽) (爽) (爽)

[Ocean]

(爽) (爽) (爽)

[forester]

第二個笑話
以前看過另一個版本
上聯是
國興亡_家興亡
國家興亡_匹夫有責
下聯是
你媽的_他媽的
你他媽的_老子不理

[壞人卡]

(爽)

[BenjaminTang]

(爽) (爽) (爽)

[gary]

有趣

[huangjauwen]

我笑了

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