鬼島寓言-東西壞了就要有人負責之卷

[foxrom0]

有一天.鬼島消防隊員A接獲民眾報案:
"不好意思.我家壁櫥有怪聲音,我怕有蛇還是老鼠之類的請幫我處理"
A趕到現場後.研判案情並不單純 (非李組長~逃~), 跟屋主說:
"恩.我門現在準備幫你檢查那個壁櫥,不過在檢查的過程當中,使用的工具可能會造成片面的損壞或掉漆.但是我覺得裡面的東西應該不只是只有小動物,強烈建議最好還是讓我門檢查徹底一點."
屋主太太一聽大驚! 蝦米.要拆了我阿罵留給我的寶貝古董櫃.那還得了,趕緊回答:
"喔.可是我覺得應該祇是小小的老鼠而已啦,應該沒關係.我再考慮一下."
消防隊員A無奈的在客廳坐了兩個小時.
這兩小時內鬼島太太.阿不是.屋主太太q10mins就來問一次:
"怎麼辦.那聲音還是讓人很不舒服耶..." "喔.那就趕快作檢查囉.."
"可是萬一你們的槌子刮到我那櫃子的漆面怎麼辦.." "那也沒辦法啦..要詳細點總是不能保證耶.." "喔..這樣阿..好..我再想想.."
C心中不詳的預感越來越強烈...終於再最後一秒的最後一個時間.說服太太做個"小小"的檢查:
"我門先用螺絲起子輕輕的把門拉開一點點就好.可是這樣會有沒有辦法檢查完整的風險喔"
"ok.沒關係.反正不管怎麼樣,趕快讓那聲音消失就好"
打開門後A一看冷汗當場流的比88水災還多..那是一顆 "他娘的沒計時器的定時炸彈! 滴答滴答阿! "
告訴屋主事態嚴重後.太太也很無奈的答應先拆了櫃子..然後火速緊急呼叫警察B,同時連絡拆彈小組C
C到了也覺得很棘手,根據他的經驗,那是一顆擺明就是要爆的炸彈.無奈的跟屋主簡單說明一下拆蛋過程後.重裝上陣..
但是.天不從人願.那蛋蛋..不..炸彈..還是很歡樂的爆了.把屋子炸出了一個看不清楚邊際的大洞...只留下些許哀傷
...
喔.故事結束了嗎..當然不...半年後..A.B,C收到了一張通知..請她們到警局說明,屋主很生氣,告她們為什麼.好端端的屋子會被她們搞成這麼的慘,是不是她們執行業務上,有啥過失...
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演員列表:
A,B,C: 鬼島醫屍 甲 乙 丙
壁櫥的怪聲音: 背痛
檢查: CT with contrast
炸彈: arotic dissection, type A! A! A!
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眉批:快逃吧! 各位同行,這鬼島還有啥好留戀的呢...

[gary]

寫的很好

[ceciltcy]

寫得好！

[superdog]

讚，應該編入共筆～

[yabewei]

[ross]

利害利害！

[genius.kid]

投稿

[pedi]

鬼島的人對於啥叫 aortic dissection 都不知了 還 type?
跟他們說 不定時的定時炸彈比較清楚吧

[pkjiang]

寫得真的很好
可惜在鬼島，人民只會相信神話，不相信實話
而且相信的話他不就要對自己的房子負責任？
現在有替死鬼還不好？（替死鬼自己都不打算幫自己討正義了）

[huangjauwen]

明明就是有風險有死亡率的可能,
台灣就是要找醫生陪葬,
教科書寫得很清楚,
沒有大腦的法官卻都相信(所謂的)受害者的一面之詞,----都是因為醫生沒有來看所以我爸爸才會心臟病死掉.........都是因為醫生太晚來看,我才會截肢...........都是醫生沒解釋清楚,我才會被騙去開了刀........,結果醫師必須像神一樣,百分之百的診斷率,沒有1秒鐘的延遲,死人都能治到活,否則都有罪...........我確定我不是神,所以我離開了醫院

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