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[alexhuang1961]

富人家的漂亮女傭不小心摔碎了一個碗。
女傭因害怕懲罰工錢，於是便色誘男主人！
男主人一時性起，事後便原諒了女傭。
第二天，女傭叫醒男主人，紅著臉說：“主人，我又摔碎了一個碗。”
於是男主人再次和女傭發生了關係。
第三天，女傭又摔碎一個碗，準備去向男主人認錯。
主人見狀，搶著說：“小姐我求妳了，請妳三天摔一個行嗎？”




公司裡，一群同事正在猜謎語。
男同事問：“十個男人偷看五個女人洗澡，打一成語。”
其實很多人都知道，是五光十色。
但一女同事卻紅著臉問道：“是雙管齊下嗎？”

[alexhuang1961]

1: 老先生臨終時向老婆說:我曾經有一次出軌很對不起妳.請你原諒.老婆說:這種小事我不會跟你計較.你可以瞑目了.你看看我們那5個孩子有哪一個像你的呢?
2: 某個村莊男人都結婚生子了.為了遵守一胎化.生完之後所有男人都結扎了.只有一個帥哥沒有結扎.最後自己還是乖乖的去結扎.理由是:村莊裏很多婦女莫名奇妙的懷孕了.
3:老張年過耳順依然風流.體能卻大不如前.溫機的時間需要很久.去小三那裡幽會好不容易溫機成功了.經常在緊要關頭卻接到老婆的電話.馬上自動軟化.辦不成好事.

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