長太蠢的文章令人捧腹

[咖大]

話說長太蠢老是喜歡講些讓人很江西的話
你不能說他的話完全沒道理
但是憑什麼你就是上帝
被你罵的通通是你養的羊
被罵還不能吭聲
誰要被罵
完全看你高興
那上帝乾脆換你做算啦
比宗痛還偉大

[brian1968]

(咦) (咦) (咦)

我慧根太低

（賊） （賊） （賊）

[wipten]

(咦) 所謂何事 ?

[該該]

(咦)

[pedi]

欠弓
多根鳥
去日

答案出來了

[咖大]

欠弓
多根鳥
去日

答案出來了

弄錯了
不是沒有日本
是沒有虫虫

[紅鷹]

感覺他是跟9把刀別苗頭
想要語不驚人死不休
可惜廉頗老矣

[熊哥]

超連結幾篇例子咱瞧瞧......

[紅鷹]

超連結幾篇例子咱瞧瞧......

他的blog

http://blog.chinatimes.com/storyteller/ ... 30637.html

[superdog]

一支筆殺傷力不容小覷。

插花一下：

最近在麵攤看到應該是近期的＜壹週刊＞，後面有一個固定專欄作家。當月文章，　大意：

..有一個＜藥頭＞（他自己的說法）定期把＂加強型 stilnox "送到他的信箱。提到是台灣健保等特色：老人家逛醫院等等，讓他的藥物自動定期送上門
..某年某月突然間沒有藥送上門，
..原來藥頭的父親　生病，送高雄榮總（指名）急診後，本來不給他住院，家屬發飆後有得住，護士還有＂年輕醫師：如何如何對待，最後藥頭自己帶回家（不要靠他們了）＜－－這不是原文.

該人頗有文名。帶狀專欄文章不管素質如何，中槍的、何止是高總榮總？

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