老婆遲了一個月 !!

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一天,老婆對老公說：Baby，我那個已經遲了一個月了，會不會是懷孕了...
老公說：親愛的，先別著急，過幾天我們去看了醫生再說。

第二天
台電的員工上門來催繳：
"小姐，你已經遲了一個月了....，請趕快處理掉，不然會讓我們很難做。"
老婆驚叫道：
"什麼，我遲一個月連台電都知道了？"
台電員工不屑的說：
"這有什麼好奇怪的，現在已經是網路時代啦，我們只要線上一查就知道了，
沒有不能說的秘密"
老婆已經歇斯底里了：
"Oh My God，線上就能查到？"

第三天
老公聽了老婆的敘述決定要去台電找他們經理理論：
"你們吃飽了太閑就對了！我老婆遲一個月你們也要查是怎樣，信不信我去找律師告你們去"
台電經理：
"請您先別生氣，慢慢聽我說，其實要銷掉也很簡單阿，只要繳錢就可以了"
老公更生氣了：
"幹，還要伶北給錢？伶北沒錢，怎樣？"
台電經理面露難色，心想這顧客可真難對付：
"那....那說不得也只好切掉你的...."
老公這下緊張了：
"啊！你要切掉我的！！那我以後用什麼？"

台電經理安慰道：
"你可以用蠟燭代替......"

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