Fw:腦子脫線那一刻... ^^

[alexhuang1961]

Subject: 腦子脫線那一刻... ^^
1.

有一次坐公車拿了悠遊卡排隊上車，前面一個人是扔硬幣的，我大腦短路，跟著把悠遊卡扔進去了....

2.

鄰居忘了帶鑰匙，從我家陽台翻過去，在屋裡找到鑰匙後，又從陽台翻回來，再打開自家房門。
更令人叫絕的是，我自始至終在陽台接應著，未覺有不妥之處。唉，我倆的腦袋肯定被同一個門縫擠過。

3.

某日發現手機不見了，翻遍包包以及屋中各個角落，未果。鬱悶地跌坐地上，從口袋掏出手機，給大家群發短信：我手機丟了！

4.

一次大家打麻將停電了，就點根蠟燭繼續打，後來有人嫌熱，就嚷嚷：「喂～～把電扇打開吧！」
大家忙勸：「不行不行，蠟燭會被吹滅！」

5.

董存瑞死後，有關部門接他的老媽媽進京作報告。

老媽媽一輩子都是個普通農婦，不敢去。

有關部門就跟她說：「不要怕，你上台後就講 3 句話：「董存瑞是我的好兒子，董存瑞是毛主席的好兒子，董存瑞是中國人民的好兒子。」

老媽媽進京一上台，看見毛主席就坐在第一排，緊張了，一張口就說成：「董存瑞是我和毛主席的兒子。」

.....
全場鴉雀無聲，都給雷電死了。

毛主席楞了半天，扭頭小聲問：「恩來呀，咱們長征時到過她們村子嗎？」

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[ceciltcy]

有好笑到！

[鳴人]

毛主席那一段有好笑!

[wilson2651]

某日發現手機不見了，翻遍包包以及屋中各個角落，未果。鬱悶地跌坐地上，從口袋掏出手機，給大家群發短信：我手機丟了！

[ross]

[d5283]

[alexhuang1961]

某日發現手機不見了，翻遍包包以及屋中各個角落，未果。鬱悶地跌坐地上，從口袋掏出手機，給大家群發短信：我手機丟了！

或許是老了!
類似的事常發生!
有次出門拍照
把別人的砲抬起來就去追鳥
還好是認識的人. (壓力) (壓力)

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