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(1)
老王帶著老婆出差，住的商務旅館，設備老舊隔音也很差。
老王用那個老式電腦上網，速度真的很慢，在哪搞了半天。
老婆在旁等得無聊死了，終於說了一句：「老公別上網了，上我吧。」
聲音有點大。不料隔壁傳來一聲小但清晰的聲音：
「老公，我跟隔壁想法一樣……」

(2)
夫妻二人因為瑣事吵架了。
冷戰中，各居一室，誰也不理誰，話都不說。
過了幾天，妻子忍不住了，想和丈夫和好，
可是又礙於面子，不願親口向丈夫認錯。
於是就寫了張紙條，然後讓家裏的狗叼著送給丈夫。
紙條上寫的是："親愛的，今晚我想和你一起睡。"
不一會兒，狗回來了，嘴上叼著一張紙條兒，妻子打開一看，
只見上面寫著："我絕不和狗睡覺！"

(3)
妻子大叫的說：「快點來看，隔壁老王夫妻吵架了!」
丈夫焦急的說：「那我得過去勸架。」
妻子說：「你管那閒事幹嗎？」
丈夫嘿嘿一笑說道：「要是你以後又打我，沒人來勸，我招架得住嗎？」

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