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[TCL]

(1)
校長要來聽課了。
事前，任課老師給學生們打招呼，希望大家對老師的發問積極舉手發言。
一名學生對老師說：「要是我們回答不出你提的問題，那不是難堪嗎？」
老師想了一下，覺得有點道理。 所以補充道：
「那麼，這樣吧! 會答的同學舉左手，不會答的同學舉右手。」
班長馬上起立說：「萬一所有的同學都舉右手呢?」
「嗯.....」老師想了想說:：「這時我會說出答案，表示這題太簡單，
大家都會；然後再問下一題。」

(2)
一位古董商，結婚四十年，年歲已近六十。
他喜歡新來的年輕女管家，有機會就對她動手動腳。
女管家向太太訴苦，太太就與女管家商量了一計。
有一天，女管家悄悄對古董商說：「老闆，今晚來我房間。」
古董商心中竊喜。

午夜時分，古董商摸到女管家房間。房內昏暗，床上已躺有一人。
古董商上得床來，並無言語，傾盆暴雨，盡其所能。
事畢，躺於床側，滿足的說：「還是妳好，比我那老黃臉婆強多了。」
話音剛落，枕邊之人一腳將其踹至床下，罵道：
「虧你還玩了一輩子古董，怎麼連我這個古董都不認得了?」

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