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[alexhuang1961]

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當我在世新大學任教時，繫上曾有一個女孩子站到台上來演講；面

對台下的一群同學，這女孩子很緊張，她用顫抖的聲音說：「我……我實在長得不怎麼樣，不過，我長得『設備齊全、各就各位』！」這女孩話一說完，全班同學莫不哄堂大笑。

現在，人家說一個女孩子長得很「賢慧」，可能會有別的解釋。

什麼 叫很「賢慧」呢？

就是-「閒閒在家裡，什麼都不會！」噢，不，這種說法似乎太落伍了！

「賢慧」現在有新的定義，那就是-「嫌東嫌西妳最會！」

所以，人家說妳這個女孩「很賢慧」，可不要太高興哦！

也有人說：「這個男孩子長得很不錯！」什麼叫「很不錯」？

就是「不是你的錯」！

不過，你晚上這樣跑出來嚇人，就是你的不對了！

也有人說：「這個男孩長得很像『外國汽車』！」

什麼叫「外國汽車」？就是「歪哥起剉」（「歪七扭八」的台語）！

現在的小孩子，真的很有創意，所以，小學生有了新的打油詩-「天這麼黑，風這麼大，你好色，我好怕！」

而且，「三字經」也不一樣了，三字經怎麼唸呢？

「人之初，性本善，你讀書，我搗蛋，你洗澡，我偷看，看見兩顆原子彈，請你讓我摸摸看！」

哈，小孩子真有創意和點子，不是嗎？

我哥的小孩也很可愛，小學時，他因搬家轉學了。

轉學前，他的同學幫他寫了一些「離別贈言」；他拿給我看，說：「叔叔，你看，我的同學幫我寫這麼多的離別贈言！」

我拿來一看，上面寫著：「祝你一路順風、半路失蹤；警察追蹤、死在台中！」

聽說，有一個國中生，爸爸媽媽感情不好，所以老師在台上上課時，他心情很不好，也在課桌上寫了一些字。他寫什麼呢？

他寫「天這麼黑，風這麼大，爸爸上班去，為什麼還不回家？

聽媽媽狂叫怒吼，真叫人心裡害怕，爸呀，爸呀！有種就把阿姨帶回家！」

[stone-chen]

看完此篇今日 鬱悶*3 暫解 明天門診外還要應付抽審 還是乖乖去睡吧!

[growthcamp]

語言和文字本來就該隨著時代演變~

[Martin]

祝你一路順風、半路失蹤；警察追蹤、死在台中！」

這一句 我兒子前一陣子常唸

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