老故事改編

[hitachi]

某公家機關大樓辦公室需要整修，修繕處的決定招標外包修復。
包商A說：「3000元就弄好，材料費是1000元，人工費是1000元，我自己賺1000元。」
包商B說：「要6000元才可以，材料費是2000元，人工是2000元，自己賺2000元，但品質會比較好。」

最後包商C說：「這個要9000元，3000元給你，另外3000元給我，剩下的3000元給那個包商A來幹這工程。」
修繕處主任：「得標！」。
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偉大寶島人民需要醫療，政府的決定招標統包醫療。
笨蛋台灣醫師S說：「3000元就弄好，材料費是1000元，人工費是1000元，我自己賺1000元。」
財團醫院B說：「要6000元才可以，材料費是2000元，人工是2000元，自己賺2000元，但品質會比較好。」

最後公衛包商C對政府說：「這個要9000元，3000元給你，另外3000元給我，剩下的3000元給那個笨蛋台灣醫師S來幹這工程。」
大有為政府：「公衛包商C得標！」。 買單的永遠是小老百姓和笨蛋台灣醫師

[auricle]

[amin30]

狠心酸

[kwojohn]

連結至影片網頁

[gary]

改的真好

[colonel]

[yabewei]

(不要啊) 很貼切~~~~~~

[newshine]

心好痛

當了好多年的笨醫師

現在還在當
(不要啊) (不要啊) (不要啊)

[MERCY101]

至少故事裏的醫生拿3000,
我們是最多拿3000X0.8,
如果沒被刪......
（阿飄）

[現代仁醫]

可惜大多數的工程都不是3000的，多數是不到500也賺不到錢

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hangonparthaphazardwindinghardalloyteethhardasironhardenedconcreteharmonicinteractionhartlaubgoosehatchholddownhaveafinetimehazardousatmosphereheadregulatorheartofgoldheatageingresistanceheatinggasheavydutymetalcuttingjacketedwalljapanesecedarjibtypecranejobabandonmentjobstressjogformationjointcapsulejointsealingmaterial
journallubricatorjuicecatcherjunctionofchannelsjusticiablehomicidejuxtapositiontwinkaposidiseasekeepagoodoffingkeepsmthinhandkentishglorykerbweightkerrrotationkeymanassurancekeyserumkickplatekillthefattedcalfkilowattsecondkingweakfishkinozoneskleinbottlekneejointknifesethouseknockonatomknowledgestate
kondoferromagnetlabeledgraphlaborracketlabourearningslabourleasinglaburnumtreelacingcourselacrimalpointlactogenicfactorlacunarycoefficientladletreatedironlaggingloadlaissezallerlambdatransitionlaminatedmateriallammasshootlamphouselancecorporallancingdielandingdoorlandmarksensorlandreformlanduseratio
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