Fw: 太監偷聽皇帝和娘娘炒飯的結果..

[alexhuang1961]

太監偷聽皇帝和娘娘炒飯的結果清朝的故事--一個新來的太監,怕睡覺聽不到皇上的吩咐,又怕耽誤皇上和娘娘炒飯,自作主張藏在皇上的床下

第二天早上被發現皇上道:好你個奴才!在朕的床下藏了幾個時辰?

太監跪在地上答:回皇上的話,小的在床下過了五更天

皇上:你都聽到什?

太監:一更天,您和娘娘在賞畫皇上:此話怎講?太監:听您和娘娘說:快來讓朕看看秀美的雙峰

皇上:二更天呢太監:您好像掉地上了皇上:此話怎講?太監:娘娘說:你快上來啊

皇上:三更天呢太監:妳們好像在吃螃蟹皇上:此話怎講?太監:聽您在說:把腿掰開

皇上:四更天呢太監:四更天好像太后來了皇上:此話怎講?太監:奴才聽見娘娘高喊:哎呀我的媽呀`< STRONG>哎呀我的媽呀

皇上:那```五更天呢太監:您跟娘娘在下象棋皇上:此話怎講?太監:奴才听娘娘說:再來一炮!< B>再來一炮!

皇上:@%@&@$@##```說的好```重重有賞

[newshine]

(爽) (爽) (爽)

[jktkmc]

口才好真得很吃香
開業或上班都很重要 (我不依)

[空空空]

好個狗腿太監
(爽) (爽) (爽)

[Cate]

這太監很像吳x義的style

[er8526]

[smallant]

PMPMP

(爽) (爽) (爽)

[歐伊斯特拉夫]

沒有一流口才

恐怕腦袋搬家 (眼汪汪)

[woods053]

我假如有這種口才
病人量有機會到達餅乾大的五分之一

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