FW: 中國司機 實在真不好做!

[alexhuang1961]

中國司機不好做!
> > 中國司機不好做!
> >
> > 領導有事，叫司機把獎金送回家，並叮囑不要讓他媽媽知道。
> >
> > 司機沒見過這麼一大筆錢，小心翼翼的將錢放在內褲貼身口袋到了領導
> > 家，
> >
> > 司機悄悄問夫人：「你婆婆在家嗎？」
> >
> > 夫人說：「串門去了。」
> >
> > 司機：「那就好！」邊說邊解褲帶。
> >
> > 夫人說：「你要幹嘛，別亂來！」
> >
> > 司機：「我給你錢。」
> >
> > 夫人：「給錢也不行，我可沒背著老公幹過這事。」
> >
> > 司機：「領導叫我來的。」
> >
> > 夫人稍加猶豫後邊脫衣服邊說：「王八蛋，這事也安排別人幹！」
> >

[azurezeiss]

(爽) (爽) (爽)

這個很好笑！！

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