笑話分享(233) --- 情人節的笑話 (II)

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(1)
七夕將屆，天庭才發現大地中的野喜鵲已經非常少，
搭鵲橋是遠遠不夠的。因問題嚴重，於是向人間緊急徵集喜鵲。
凡間的人們紛紛拿出自己的鳥籠，放出裡面的喜鵲，
卻發現這些鳥兒已經不會飛了。

天帝無奈之下，只好撥出經費，準備給牛郎租一架飛機，
直接飛去找織女。不過這樣一來天庭的經費將缺一大塊，
於是天帝令牛郎與織女下凡，用最快的速度賺錢，在七夕
之前彌補經費缺口。
所以請注意你周圍勤奮工作的帥哥靚女，特別是星期五餐廳
或傳播公司，說不定就是下凡的牛郎和織女!!

(2)
甲：「今年情人節我不再孤單了，我連續相親十次，終於相到一個
有緣的人。」
乙：「有緣？怎麼說？」
甲：「她就是我第一次相親的對象。」

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