笑話分享(86) --- 短篇(IV)

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(1)
警官學校教官要求兩名學生到學校宣導防毒。
結束後，教官問第一位學生：「你是怎麼宣導的？」
該學生說：「我在黑板上畫兩個圈圈，一大一小。然後告訴那些學生，
圈圈比較大的，是吸毒以前的腦袋；比較小的，是吸毒後的腦袋。」
教官問另一位學生：「你又是怎麼宣導的？」
第二位學生說：「我也是畫兩個圈圈，一大一小。然後我告訴他們，
比較小的圈圈，是進監獄以前的屁眼；比較大的，是出獄後的屁眼。」

(2)
三名大學生匆匆跑進教室，只見教授已收好考卷準備離開。
他們向教授說：「教授，我們不是故意遲到的，實在是因為我們
的車子在途中爆胎了。雖然我們拚命的修好了，但是回到學校
還是遲到了，希望教授能給我們補考的機會。」
這位教授很爽快的讓他們下週來補考。
一週後，教授走進教室，發給他們三人各一張考卷，上面只有一題：
[你們車子破的是那一個輪胎？]
結果三人答案都不一樣～慘遭被當！

(3)
一名男子職業是推銷員，向法院申請強制離婚，法官問他原因。
男子說：「我因為工作的關係，一個星期有五天不在家，
覺得對太太有所歉意，所以便想利用整個週末補償她。
上星期六，當我們在床上親熱正烈時，忽然隔壁的老太太
用力敲著牆壁，大喊著：『你們有完沒完！ 一個禮拜有七天，
你們天天做，就不能公休一天嗎？』」

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