主旨: 睡到自然醒,是退休的好處;醒來何處去,是退休的難處.

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( 就好像醫師在忙的時候忙到沒時間吃飯睡覺 ( 好處 ?); 沒有病人的時候閒到不知道要做什麼 ( 難處 ) ? )

睡到自然醒,是退休的好處;醒來何處去,是退休的難處.
從前的人厚道仁慈,常將心比心;現在的人喜新厭舊,常將新比新.

多話的人,嘴閉不起來;多金的人,錢拿不出來.

相信一個人,需要時間;嫁給一個人,需要勇氣.

化好妝的女人,歡迎觀賞;缷完妝的女人,謝謝收看.

賺錢辛苦是應該;花錢受罪是活該.

千言萬語,都是為了愛;千辛萬苦,都是為了錢.

婚前,眉來眼去;婚後,大江東去.

微笑是不花錢的親和術;嘲笑是不見血的殺人術.

說謊話,常賊頭賊腦;說實話,常楞頭楞腦.

男人,不知女人在想什麼;女人,不知男人在做什麼.

婚前的男人充滿好奇心;婚後的女人充滿想像力.

情侶口角,是情太多;夫妻口角,是錢太少.

婚前,有話請說;婚後,廢話少說.

大舌頭,苦自己;大嘴巴,害別人.

為了保住飯碗,往往保不住尊嚴;為了留住青春,往往留不住鈔票.

愛情,會讓人拼命;金錢,會讓人賣命.

女人的好,要問男人;男人的壞,得問女人.

談情說愛,越肉麻越好;談天說地,越八卦越好.

年輕人找伴,明著來;老年人找伴,暗著去.

錢多,就是好;人多,就是吵.

戀愛時,最想得到愛情;結婚後,最想得到麵包.

碰到名醫,他會看你的病;碰到良醫,他會治你的病.

與三教九流交往,可以開眼界;與三姑六婆共處,可以練唇舌.

愛現的人常換手機機型;愛騙的人常換手機號碼.

錢滾錢的速度,氣死人;債滾債的速度,嚇死人.

有錢人,利用時間算錢;沒錢人,利用時間賺錢.

上了班,直罵老婆小心眼;下了班,直罵老闆大小眼.

睡到自然醒,是退休的好處;醒來何處去,是退休的難處.

為了愛,人會像呆子;為了錢,人會像瘋子.

老媽,這輩子管定我;老婆,這輩子吃定我.

冷戰,不能先問口;熱吵,不能先住口.

謝意,多半是假的;氣話,大都是真的.

訴情,都是為了愛;訴苦,都是為了錢.

見錢眼開,當心金光黨;見色起意,小心仙人跳.

有好處,就會有油水;有難處,就會有苦水.

愛情,年輕時的刺激品;親情,老年時的保養品.

當職業婦女,習慣三頭六臂;當家庭主婦,習慣三姑六婆.

富人,談養生之道;窮人,談養家活口.

常說好話,自娛娛人;常說狠話,自欺欺人.

太自傲,誰也管不了;太自卑,誰也幫不了.

和女友吵架,會六神無主;和老婆吵架,會六親不認.

在外和朋友聊天,永遠長篇大論;回家和老婆談心,總是短篇小品.

閒人,期待吃大餐;忙人,期待睡大覺.

戀愛,要出其不意;婚姻,得按部就班.

愛情,讓人刻骨銘心;婚姻,讓人刻苦耐勞.

銀子,多在富人手上;孩子,多在窮人家裡.

擺架子,要有錢有勢;裝凱子,要虛張聲勢.

不下雨,(渴)望不可求;下豪雨,(溼)情不畫意.

情場裡,常見白痴;職場裡,常見白目.

痴情的人,沒頭沒腦;薄情的人,沒心沒肝.
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去去去，去救國

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