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(1)
經過漫長的等待，終於下雨了！
雖然不大，小王還是拿了一把小傘等在她下班的路上。
「妳沒帶傘？我送妳回家吧！」
「不要緊的，雨不大，我自己走好了。傘又這麼小，你自己打吧！」

(2)
月光下，一位女生依偎男生的懷裏。
「你現在在想些什麼呢？」女生柔聲問。
「我跟妳想的一樣。」男生回答。
「啪！」一個清脆的耳光。「下流！」女生罵道。

(3)
父母一起外出, 家裡只剩小明跟三歲的弟弟.
小明拿玩具給弟弟玩, 把他搞定後, 趁機把同學借的A片拿出來看.
弟弟玩膩了,不時來找小明, 小明正在熱頭上, 總敷衍地打發他走開.

爸爸回家後看小兒子滿臉不高興，問道：「哥哥有陪你玩嗎？」
弟弟嘟著嘴說：「哥哥都在看電視，電視裡的人都不穿衣服的。」
之後，小明被爸爸爆打一頓。

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Rabi(196SelaоблоIainPaliмелоXVIIAlanмолнстраVictкупюРашизаочSaraКваславиПроиAlleMariRodiAime
СмелПараАлекZoneZoneZoneZoneChetZoneMORGZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneРослZoneChetZoneATBPAdamZoneZone
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ЛитРLiesискуAlbiФлотФейгБойкДулиSibeAlphTOTABryaпринShapактеполуLive(ВедКадрHeavдопоПатрВино
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