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[TCL]

(1)
昨天，老王偶然聽到十多歲的兒子在電話裡訂花。
他向花店老闆口述卡片上的贈言：
「獻給我唯一的摯愛，我好想見你，一分一秒也等不及。」
兒子如此深情，令老王非常感動，但這時候又聽到他說：
「我要送給三個女孩子……」

(2)
小明上幼稚園。
老師考他算術：「3加3等於多少？」
小明攤出10指數了數，回答道：「6。」
老師又問：「4加4等於多少？」
小明又數了數指頭：「8。」
老師說：「不行，要用心算，把兩手放進囗袋。好! 5加5等於多少？」
小明算了半天，兩隻手還是在囗袋裡計數著。
突然，小明說道：「11。」

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