笑話分享(264)

[TCL]

(1)
一定要加油哦！
小陳一早要去拜訪外地客戶，他打開車門就看見老婆留的小紙條：
"一定要加油哦！" 旁邊還畫了個笑臉。
小陳內心湧起一陣甜蜜，心裡默默的發誓：
「老婆，我一定會加倍努力讓妳幸福的。」
三十分鐘後，小陳的車子在高速公路上，因汽油耗盡被拖到服務區。

(2)
一對情侶要結婚，可是男方不是佛教徒，女方父母不同意。
於是女生勸男友研究佛學，早日皈依。
過了一段時間，女方父母問起男的近況。她說他已經信奉佛教了。
「那你們可以準備結婚了。」
「可是……他信得太深，當和尚去了！」

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過猶不及？

[a4610]

有開車的大大
都要加油喔 (爽) (爽)

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