笑话：航空小姐的勇气

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联合航空应该颁一个奖给这位柜台人员！！

　　某日在丹佛机场的一班联合航空班机因故停飞，机场柜台人员必须协助大批该班机旅客转搭其它飞机。柜台前排满了办手续的人，这时有一位男士从排队的人群里一路挤到柜台前，将机票甩在柜台上说：“我一定得上这班飞机而且是头等舱！”

柜台服务的小姐很客气的回答：“先生，我很乐意替你服务，但我得先替这些排在你前面的人服务。”

　　这位男士很不耐烦的说：“你知道我是谁吗？”只见那位柜台小姐从容的拿起麦克风广播道：“各位旅客请注意，二十三号柜台前有一位先生不知道自己是谁，如果有哪位旅客能帮他辨识身份的话，烦请到联合航空二十三号柜台，谢谢！”

　　此时，排在后面的旅客都忍不住笑了出来。

　　（还没完，更精彩的是在下面！）

　　这位男士黑着脸，瞪着柜台小姐说：“Fuck you！”

　　只见那位柜台小姐露出和气的微笑回答说：“那你也得先排队才行！”

[梅花鹿]

聯合航空應該頒一個獎給這位櫃檯人員！！

　　某日在丹佛機場的一班聯合航空班機因故停飛，機場櫃檯人員必須協助大批該班機旅客轉搭其他飛機。櫃檯前排滿了辦手續的人，這時有一位男士從排隊的人群裏一路擠到櫃檯前，將機票甩在櫃檯上說：“我一定得上這班飛機而且是頭等艙！”

櫃檯服務的小姐很客氣的回答：“先生，我很樂意替你服務，但我得先替這些排在你前面的人服務。”

　　這位男士很不耐煩的說：“你知道我是誰嗎？”只見那位元櫃檯小姐從容的拿起麥克風廣播道：“各位旅客請注意，二十三號櫃檯前有一位先生不知道自己是誰，如果有哪位旅客能幫他辨識身份的話，煩請到聯合航空二十三號櫃檯，謝謝！”

　　此時，排在後面的旅客都忍不住笑了出來。

　　（還沒完，更精彩的是在下面！）

　　這位男士黑著臉，瞪著櫃檯小姐說：“Fuck you！”

　　只見那位櫃檯小姐露出和氣的微笑回答說：“那你也得先排隊才行！
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