(1)
世界劍術表演大會上,季軍登場,主辦單位放出一隻蜜蜂。
只見他劍光一閃,蜜蜂就被砍成兩半。觀眾喝采。
接下來的亞軍更厲害,劍光閃了兩下,蜜蜂被削成了四塊。
接下來觀眾都屏氣凝神,期待世界最偉大劍客的精彩表演。
只見他劍鋒呈一道弧形斬下,但蜜蜂還在飛!
有人大喊說:「你失手了!」
冠軍回答說:「蜜蜂確實還活著,但牠再也不能螫人了!」
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小明放學回家,看到隔壁阿姨正和自己的爸爸在客廳狂吻。
場面頓時尷尬。阿姨機靈地從包包裡取出100元錢給小明。
小明的爸爸說:「你看看阿姨多爽快,一出手就給你100元。」
小明往房間走去,邊走邊說:「什麼爽快! 上次我回家,跟媽媽
一起躺在床上的叔叔,一次就給了我一千元。」
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(想入非非) (爽)
人生有三苦:
一苦是,你得不到,所以你覺得痛苦;
二苦是,你付出了許多代價,得到了,卻不過如此,所以你覺得痛苦;
三苦是,你輕易放棄了,後來卻發現,原來它在你生命中是那麼重要,所以你覺得痛苦
一苦是,你得不到,所以你覺得痛苦;
二苦是,你付出了許多代價,得到了,卻不過如此,所以你覺得痛苦;
三苦是,你輕易放棄了,後來卻發現,原來它在你生命中是那麼重要,所以你覺得痛苦
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