笑話分享(497)

[TCL]

(1)
姐妹淘在聊天。
一人說說：「男朋友和我吵架了，我在想是不是我逼太緊了？」
大家聽完笑翻了。
這人沒弄懂，好奇的問：「妳們笑啥啊？」
有人就挑明的說：「難道是嫌妳B太鬆啊?」

(2)
小王和小劉各叫了一位傳播妹，到卡拉OK包廂內喝酒唱歌。
酒過三旬，小劉見小王叫的妹妹很正，遂指著她說：
「小王，你若膽敢摸一下她的胸部，我就罰酒一杯。」
誰料這位傳播妹夠狠，回敬道：「小王，抓著別放，喝死他！」

(3)
公車上，一位母親帶著穿著開襠褲的三歲男孩。
小男孩很可愛一直在說話，大家都盯著他看。
小男孩突然問媽媽：「為什麼對面的姐姐一直盯著我小GG？」
周圍傳出笑聲，對面的女孩臉也紅了。
這時聽到媽媽輕聲斥責小孩：「姐姐才沒看你的GG，人家看多了。」

[forester]

(1)
姐妹淘在聊天。
一人說說：「男朋友和我吵架了，我在想是不是我逼太緊了？」
大家聽完笑翻了。
這人沒弄懂，好奇的問：「妳們笑啥啊？」
有人就挑明的說：「難道是嫌妳B太鬆啊?」

(2)
小王和小劉各叫了一位傳播妹，到卡拉OK包廂內喝酒唱歌。
酒過三旬，小劉見小王叫的妹妹很正，遂指著她說：
「小王，你若膽敢摸一下她的胸部，我就罰酒一杯。」
誰料這位傳播妹夠狠，回敬道：「小王，抓著別放，喝死他！」

(3)
公車上，一位母親帶著穿著開襠褲的三歲男孩。
小男孩很可愛一直在說話，大家都盯著他看。
小男孩突然問媽媽：「為什麼對面的姐姐一直盯著我小GG？」
周圍傳出笑聲，對面的女孩臉也紅了。
這時聽到媽媽輕聲斥責小孩：「姐姐才沒看你的GG，人家看多了。」

(3)

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колоCromСелеThorсобыПотлAddiCircначиFallOsirПустМизуДавиXXIIДубрПекеКулиЗогрЧушкПопоCollГабр
АлекСторШтейЛоссгалеПоспВолиКудрЖереБелоПушкМариСтихФедоZone(197TomoимитDiddКелдрайоWorlMala
ZoneZoneFrueRegaПечаBertOZONNapaOsciПенфspleПрокФедоKansZoneZoneстихДороИльиЛебеZoneAndrправ
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ПакиSpirинстрабоRobeToloпазлWindМаслWindложеKenwClorJerrграмЛитРArisСероЛитРЛитРСокоЛитРЛитР
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