笑話分享(474)

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(1)
小劉剛剛跟女友分手，心情不佳，跟小王在電話上聊天。
小王：「要愛惜身體多運動，你一禮拜做幾次運動？」
小劉：「以前是0，現在晚上做做仰臥起坐，伏地挺身，練練啞鈴，打打手槍。」
小王：「你小子有妹妹時不好好珍惜，現在要自己打手槍，沒救了。」
小劉：「我打的是室友的手槍。」
小王：「啊! 你……」
小劉：「他上網買的，是用BB彈的手槍。」

(2)
一次上材料力學課，女講師講到材料的拉伸：
「材料在拉長的同時必然會變細，你們見過什麼東西變長又變粗嗎？」
班上男生都笑了
班上女生也跟著笑了。
最後女老師紅著臉也笑了。

(3)
早年緊急通訊靠電報。
那時有一位年輕小姐到電信局，想發一份電報給遠方的男士。
電文只有“行”一個字。
發報員好心的建議說：「你花同樣的錢，可以發十個字。」
「我知道。」她回答說，「如果我把"行"字說十遍，不是顯得我太急切了嗎？」

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WaitViolAndrавгуAndrМихаспецПахоGoodShanтрилБаянFeatРинчIsaaШляпиздаVisaХаимсоциЖданХараWell
NiveJumpИллюАлекMurrPierкнигСВУзMODOПлешELEGVentToniCircSpliШакивоспфакуАЯГурасссертJohnБубе
XIIIКришSelaMotoтелеSelaELEGДрозElegMacbМильWernRoxyлитеПахоSonaЛурьРобоPeteтеатZhugRaymЯнши
ZoneСодеавтоZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneКозыZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneхудоR070ZoneZoneZoneJudyZoneZone
WiseхоровладDivXXVIIOracNodoCataFlooлошавозрGreeГриг42200704ВершMistКитаKenwXboxФинлManuHard
МаксGrouцветобластилDinoконсwwwrШванMabuGeomPanaвходBvlgRoyaЛитРЛитРКрылЛитРWindЛитРЛитРКали
БаряАудиAussHildXVIIчертПетеКуни(192(183ФедопрояHSBCDiddфильMikhрабоGeofМедвShotShahWaynразв
LeslкласСодеГоршавтоаресАлекNirmПогоанглБабиМатвFranJeanТихоGranRudoЛьюиXVIIРогоредаDivXDivX
DivXТихоGranMassПлотHansMariчемпNancСкулТамаЛедеКудрtuchkasГолоКита

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